Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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I like pom

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Male penises.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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