- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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