Knock Knock. Come in.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Obama

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

How old is your mom? Old.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Mmmmmmmmbutch

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Obamacare haters

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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