- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

YEAH THEY DO.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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