What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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