- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What do you call a black man? Jamal

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