What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Men, get on the boat.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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