What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

what do you watch ? a tv

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Who is a knob? ross d

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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