What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

your mom is so blind she cant read.

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