yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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womens rights

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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whats really hot the sun

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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