"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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