- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Weiner

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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