Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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I hate blackniggers

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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