Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Colby is gay.... thats it

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Dubstep < Music

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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