Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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