- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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