- Anti Joke

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

I had sex. Just kidding.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any