A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Mitt Romney.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Yes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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