Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's 4+7 47

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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The BCS

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Vagina ass.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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