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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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