Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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