- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

I'm gay. No homo.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

knock knock come in

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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