- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Matt Damon

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Cows go moo.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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