knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Womens rights.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Like if you like big tits.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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