- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do you call a black priest? Father

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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