What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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<=-):[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]:(-=>

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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THE GAME

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Thanks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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