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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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