- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

The Pope

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

knock knock. who's there? someone.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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