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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

my namew is jd

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Keep up the fun Nero!

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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