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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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School

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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If you are my friend like it!

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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poo is yummy

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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