- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Shut the cork up!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

A walrus walks into a bar

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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