If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Republicans

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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You smell like shit

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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