What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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poo

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Pain Olympics.

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