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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Jews

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Bloody kids ...

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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