A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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terry stockton is straight

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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