- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

who is mark

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

cancer

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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