Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What's the difference between a duck

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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why do you care?

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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