Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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