Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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0 + 0 = 0

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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69

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Anti Joke

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