four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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