- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What's funnier than 24? 25

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Yo mamas so fat

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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