why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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