- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

womens rights

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

An asian without a future.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Where's my tractor?

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