so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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GONNA

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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