Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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