A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

You are Nerochan right?

whats long and green? weed

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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