- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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