- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

What's 4+7 47

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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