- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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