A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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