Hi? No!!!!!

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Soccer...

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Dani barton from bob chuckles

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

gay marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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