- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

obama's promises

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Why did the dog eat poop?

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