- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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