- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

A new restaurant KKKcake

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Your mom.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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