A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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knock knock!! kanye west

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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cancer

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i like turtals and kids

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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