- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

Strawberries!

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

This is an anti-joke.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

tea with milk?

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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