- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.