- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

I was born.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

My tractor broke down.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Gorden Brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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