Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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knock knock come in

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Pickles

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Hi my name is Jim

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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since when?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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