What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

roses are black violets are black im blind

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

gay marriage.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

eloise dey.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

i have yougurt with tractor

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

What's that in the road.... a-head?

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Anti Joke

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