- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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