What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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I Have a Black Friend

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Women's rights

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Your social life.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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