Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

penis

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

KKK

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

The 13th Amendment...

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

^that joke a piece of shit

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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