What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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