- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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