How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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I like pom

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

womens rights to vote

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

dead battery come on down

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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