- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

pickle juice?

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

a man walks into a prostitute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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