Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Once there was a rich man who lived in a castle on a hill. One fine morning who awoke and decided to go downstairs to make a cup of tea. As he switched on the kettle, he realised he had no tea bags, and so, went to the local shops to buy some – but when he arrived back, his magnificent castle had been burnt down to the ground. The man, obviously shocked, looked around in hope for some evidence as to who would commit this awful crime, but he saw nothing, apart from a little green man running off into the distance. The man calls insurance and they give him a mansion. One morning in the man’s fine mansion, he decided he wanted a nice cup of tea, so went downstairs, discovered he had no teabags, went to the shop to purchase some and came back to find his mansion was no more than a pile of ash. Once again he looked around and saw nothing other than a little green man running off into the distance. The man calls insurance for a second time and they give him a normal house. One morning in the man’s normal house, he feels the need for a cup of tea. But has no teabags, he goes to the shop to get some and comes back to find his normal house has burnt down. In the distance a little green man is running away. Insurance give the man a small cottage. And one morning in this small cottage, the man goes downstairs to make a cup of tea, but once again he has no teabags. Off to the shops he went to buy some but discovered, as he approached his cottage on the way home, that it had been burnt down. He looked around to see the now familiar sight of a little green man running off into the distance. Insurance give him a caravan. One morning in the caravan, the man discovers, while attempting to make a cup of tea, that he has no teabags. So, naively, he goes to the shop to get some and comes back to his caravan to find it burnt down. He looked up and saw a little green man running off into the distance. The now annoyed insurance company give the man a tent. One sunny morning in the man’s tent - he feels the need for tea, but has no teabags; he goes to the shop to buy some and arrives back at his tent to find a little green man holding a can of gasoline and some matches. The man asks: “are you the one who has been burning down all my houses?” And the little green man replies: “No.”

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Spell: “This word”

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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