You know what sucks? Yes.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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BOOBALANBOO

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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