- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Women's rights.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Mark Wilson

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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