- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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