- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

hi corey

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

you just contradicted yourself.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

You smell like shit

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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