- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

We are lawyers

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

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