A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

A blind man walks into a pole.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

how now brown cow. WTF.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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