- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

A black man in a country bar.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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