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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

roses are red, violets are violet.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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