Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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How did th-A fridge.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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