- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Murder me once, shame on you.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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