- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

Their, they're, there You're, your

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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