- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

You're Adopted.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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