A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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