- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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