- Anti Joke

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello