What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Lol! Why you wanna know?

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

since when?

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

Hi my name is Jim

crap!!

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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